{"product_id":"puking-egg-stress-relief-toy-funny-squeeze-yolk-fidget-desk-buddy-2-pack","title":"Puking Egg Stress Relief Toy: Funny Squeeze Yolk Fidget Desk Buddy (2 Pack)","description":"\u003cp\u003e🥚 The Puking Egg Stress Toy — Squeeze It. Watch It. Can't Stop Laughing. 😂\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMeet your new favorite desk buddy. This hilariously satisfying lazy egg squeeze toy features a glossy yellow egg character with the most defeated expression you've ever seen — and when you squeeze it, the yolk goo pushes right out of its mouth like it's having the worst day ever.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePush it back in. Squeeze it again. Repeat forever. It's oddly therapeutic and endlessly funny.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e✨ Why You'll Love It\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♡ Funny squeeze action — squeeze the egg and watch the yolk goo push out from the mouth\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♡ Reusable play — push the yolk back in and do it all over again\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♡ Soft glossy yellow egg body with sad lazy expression — instantly lovable and hilarious\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♡ White scalloped egg white base — sits perfectly on any desk or surface\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♡ Attached yellow gel yolk pouch — satisfying goo effect every single squeeze\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♡ Soft TPR material — squishy squeezable and durable\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♡ Pocket-sized and portable — take it anywhere\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♡ Easy to wipe clean — wipe with damp cloth or rinse gently with water\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♡ Great for all ages — funny for everyone\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🥚 How It Works\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♡ Step 1 — Squeeze the egg body\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♡ Step 2 — Watch the yolk goo push out from the mouth\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♡ Step 3 — Release or push it back in and repeat for endless laughs!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🎁 Perfect For\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♡ Office desk breaks and stress relief\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♡ Fidgeting and sensory play\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♡ Gag gifts and weird funny gifts\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♡ Birthday party favors and goodie bags\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♡ Classroom prizes and reward boxes\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♡ Stocking stuffers and holiday gifts\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♡ Coworker and white elephant gifts\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♡ Adults, ages 3 and up\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e📦 What's Included\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♡ Your selected quantity of lazy egg squeeze toys\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♡ Each egg comes individually wrapped in clear packaging\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♡ Orange and yellow box packaging included\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e🧼 Care Instructions\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♡ Wipe clean with a damp cloth after use\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♡ If dusty, gently rinse with water and pat dry completely before storing\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♡ Store in packaging when not in use\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♡ Keep away from sharp objects and excessive heat or sunlight\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⚠️ Please Note\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♡ Not edible — squeeze toy only — do not put in mouth\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♡ The yolk gel is attached and part of the toy — it cannot be removed\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♡ Ages 3+ — adult supervision recommended for younger users\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♡ Avoid rough pulling, sharp objects, and excessive force\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♡ Keep away from pets\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e♡ Colors and packaging may vary slightly due to screen and lighting settings\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eListing images created with AI assistance for clarity and presentation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e─────────────────────────────\u003cbr\u003e🛍️ SHOP MORE AT CURIOMIX\u003cbr\u003e─────────────────────────────\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLove funny and unique toys? Browse our full collection of stress relief toys desk buddies kawaii squishies and novelty gifts at the CurioMix shop — something fun for everyone!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e⭐ Save our shop so you never miss a new release!\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"CurioMix","offers":[{"title":"2 Pack","offer_id":67641977766046,"sku":"PUKING-EGG-SQ019-V01","price":22.6,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"4 Pack","offer_id":67641977798814,"sku":"PUKING-EGG-SQ019-V02","price":39.93,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"6 Pack","offer_id":67641977831582,"sku":"PUKING-EGG-SQ019-V03","price":59.93,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0783\/4189\/8398\/files\/il_fullxfull.8485675859_8bp1.jpg?v=1792556964","url":"https:\/\/fioristrywarehouse.com\/products\/puking-egg-stress-relief-toy-funny-squeeze-yolk-fidget-desk-buddy-2-pack","provider":"FIORISTRYWAREHOUSE","version":"1.0","type":"link"}